and those who do not love us,
may god turn their hearts,
and if he cannot turn their hearts
may he turn their ankles
that we may know them by their limping
A Celebrity
is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recongnized.
Fred Allen
An Expert
is a person who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion
as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
William Castle
PROTECT ME
From knowing what i dont need to know.
Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know
that i dont know.
Protect me from knowing that i decided not to know about the things
that i decided not to know about
Amen
Lord,lord,lord. Protect me from the consequences of rhe above prayer
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